On our second evening at the Air Complex, after a day spent decorating our respective bedrooms, we have to decide what to eat. Ramen noodles and pizza to order sound boring. We had that the day before, when we collapsed on the couch at 10PM, burdened by the exhaustion of a thousand boxes carried from car to Complex. Or, more accurately, two boxes each.

What does not sound boring, on the other hand, is the Essence of Simties Bowling Alley.

So we all agree; and just like that, without the need of a group chat, a complex gymnastic in organization, or the smallest hint of parental authorization, off we are.

The Essence of Simties stands out in its neighborhoods. In that part of Willow Creek, there is a quaint wedding venue; a diner that pretty much looks like a giant strawberry sundae, and a lone, long-deserted suburban house. And then there is this big black box with flashing neon signs. It towers over the whole neighborhood. In fact, it is the tallest building for miles around, and it is so very… black.

And it’s the perfect teen hangout.