Through the Temple like a Pro

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Pitched the tent at night, mere yards away from the temple. One thing you learn from literally getting burned in this place, is that you’d better go in well rested. So as the sun touches the tent and the stone of the temple I wake up, ready to go explore it first thing today.

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Totally ready for it — once I’ve fended off YET another electric firefly attack.

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Inside the temple, as usual, I have to rely on my knowledge of omiscan culture and tastes in puzzle-making to clear my way through traps of fire, dangerous gases and, you guessed it, electricity.

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The tests come in many forms, but fortunately, I’m really good at what I do.

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One more door to clear, and I reach an antechamber. Not quite the treasure room, but in it sit two chests that look more than promising.

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I slide their lids right off.

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In the first one, I find an ancient relic! Well, a Chaos base for an ancient relic.

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And in the other one…

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A frog-shaped artifact covered in diamonds! And gold coins, many gold coins.

Fossils in the Clearing

Finally caught a fish I fell I can be proud of. 14.28 kilos of electric eel (is everything in this jungle electric?), so I decide to quit while I’m ahead.

It’s not like there isn’t much more to see in this area.

There’s treasures to find.

Treasures to dig up, as well.

Rare gems, and fossils.

It had been a while since the last time I mined anything, but the results are there! Some oddly-shaped fossils and bright fire opals.

Belomisian Wonders

This is what towers above this new spot I found, the complex city of temples and waterfalls and cascades that makes the bulk of the remnants of the omiscan civilization.

And on the other end, spilling into the river where I’m trying to fish, the royal baths, where I first swam with Mom what feels like forever ago.

I’m at a peaceful spot between those two marvels of architecture, with the sound of water flowing and the sound of the most exotic birds fighting for attention.

Yet when I fish, my thoughts invariably go to Dad. He’d be amazed, I think, at the improbable fish you can see swirling below the surface.

He’d probably be better at catching them than me, though, let’s be honest. Could never quite get the hang of this.

Gaslights and Electric Fireflies

I walked through the forest all day and walked into more than one odd situation. There was a family of sloths, who led me through an opening in the trees, to a cliff with an incredible view, a place I’d never been before.

There was also the pink egg I watched an adorable — albeit really weird — creature hatch out of. And then, of course, the electric fireflies attacked me. Thanks to tips I got at the market, I avoided them skillfully, if I do say so myself.

The night falling and the mosquitoes buzzing doesn’t stop me from working my way through the forest. I’m motivated, and I barely ever sleep.

If anything, this is my favorite time to go through the gates. The atmosphere, under the gas lights, is out of this world.

That being said, sometimes even I do need sleep.

Can never catch a break with those electric fireflies, can you? Ah well, witness my skill at dancing them away.

Quicksand and Treasures

The sun rises over the Belomisian forest, and I carefully store my archaeology tools back in their box. Waiting for the morning, unable to sleep, I was working on cleaning and authenticating an old vase, and I was delighted to uncover the incredible shine of the rarest omiscan treasures below the layer of dirt. I take this as a great omen of the day to go, and I have a spring in my step as I walk to the first Gate of the jungle.

The weather is still a little cold, but hacking at the lianas never fails to warm an archaeologist up. They fall apart fast, and I start my trek in the jungle.

And then I hear a scream. It’s a fellow explorer, one I’ve never seen in the forest before. She looks quite young, and distraught, at the bag that’s slowly sinking in the pit of quicksand at her feet. It could be worse, it could be her in there.

Hit by some inspiration, I produce a Guzmania Pollenis flower out of my own bag, slip it through the handle, and pull. The stalk holds and I salvage the bag — success! My fellow archaeologist pulls an ivory and emerald omiscan knife out of it and, thanking me profusely, sticks it in my hand. I give her advice about spotting quicksand and go on my way.

It seems I was right about the day being lucky! Before noon I find a chest and out of it, I dig some rare treasures of my own.

A wooden relic, and a Cetlcitli calendar plate. I secure both into my bag and keep going, straight to the temple, a smile on my face and every one of the worries that haunted me at home, entirely forgotten.

Back Home

At some point, I do start needing some more material for my book. Or maybe I’m just using that as an excuse to go back to my favorite place. The Museum woes seem so far away when I stand back there, in the middle of the jungle, in front of this bungalow I now know so well. And not just because Windenburg’s literally on another continent.

Can you believe how much time has passed since Mom and I first walked through this front door?

I took Loladorada with me. I feel like she misses it here. She was born here after all and she probably feels like this is where she belongs. And I can relate after all.

I’ve barely put my luggage down that I’m already digging around. I know that so close from civilisation there’s a real risk I’ll mostly unearth fakes and low value ancient pieces of pottery. But that’s actually the goal: I have a chapter in my book I want to write about this.

Also it’s a beautiful night to dig. The hot, humid air and the very act of chipping secret aways breathes life into me.

Somehow, Loladorada must find the repetitive smacks of hammer against tools comforting, because she fell asleep right at my feet, and this is my little slice of heaven.

Self-Improvement and Resolutions

Maybe it’s Cléo’s bold move so early in the New Year that motivated me; maybe it’s the fact that my Museum economies are running a bit low. But in any case, here I am, writing away to chip at my New Year’s resolution. It’s a book about, big surprise, archaeology. I have so much to say, and I think maybe it’s about time I share it.

Cyril has his own project to work on. His resolution is to bring his grades up, so while I’m upstairs typing away on the keyboard, he’s being the perfect teenage mad scientist.

It’s a neat water rocket! That’s an A+ if I’ve ever seen one.

Cléo and Amanda

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I’m just leaving the mic here over to my little sister.

Actually no, I’m not, but seeing as everything I know about this day I learned from her recounting it to me, I think it still counts.

On New Year’s Eve, as is tradition, everybody in the family of course took a resolution. I wanna write a book; Cléo wanted to get a girlfriend. More specifically, she hyped herself up to finally talk to Amanda The Red-Headed Scout. Like, talk talk.

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It went well.

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Really well.

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Yes?

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Yes?

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YES!

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So cute.

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There you go, one of us kept her resolution.

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And it wouldn’t be Cléo if there were no selfies involved. And I can’t blame her, San Myshuno is still dreamy, even if you were born there.